I AM HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME OMFG
I LOST MY SHIT AT THE FIRST NOTE
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.
it’s so confusing when people call celebrities with common names by their first name. harry???? harry who? harry potter?? harry styles? prince harry???? harry connick? harry houdini?????
it’s literally always harry styles
#its actually always harry potter
"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."
*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*
"The Bible says Adam and Eve,
not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”
Mom: “your just going through a stage”
Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*
“What are you in here for then?”
“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”
“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”
"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."
I was once on a film set and at the end of the day a male DP (who had been somewhat flirty towards me, which I had not returned) came up to me towards the end of the day and said “When you first showed up I thought you were a huge bitch because you were the only one sitting by yourself in costume going over your lines. Now that I’ve seen you work and interact with people today I realize you’re actually really nice and hilarious, and me thinking you were a bitch was actually you being the only person on set with their shit together.”
Castiel and his wings <3
HE MOVED HIS WING SO SAMMY COULD SIT ON THIS BENCH
im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg
But what if
THIS FUCKING POST
I AM FUCKING SOBBING
It hurt. And then I reread it, and realized it was from the dog’s point of view. And now it hurts even more.
legit tears all over my keyboard.
I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM THE BOY’S
OH GOD NO
atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?
youre right, god is real
put that bottle in the freezer and you’ve got captain america
IS THIS FAN ART OF STEVE HUGGING BUCKY WHILE THE WINTER SOLDIER LOOKS ON WITH A KNIFE DRIPPING BLOOD?
I can totally picture this being the idea that haunts post-WS Bucky’s mind—that this is what Steve dreams of, this image of Bucky as he once was. When all Steve wants is to have the Bucky that still exists—in whatever form he takes—back in his life. Ugh. (And thus all fics are born.)
*police sirens* can you please get murdered on a different road, i’m trying to film!